Yes, that’s the name for people who have an addiction to their cellphones . . My cellphone, according to my loved ones around me .. are kamma worse than Grand-Pa poeier.
Mevrou has a problem with it, she is making serious allegations that I seem to be spending more time with it than I do with her. Statistics kamma shows that at least 71% of people sleep with their cellphones next to them. Well uhh… I am not one of ‘’those’’ people. The only reason I keep it close to me is for business reasons at night ..maybe that one sms, that one FNB transfer I’ve been waiting for the last three weeks in this k*k economic situation we are experiencing… Just maybe it might be coming through now…
Other people sleep next to their phones for other reasons like side chicks who Whattsap at 00h00, wives who want to look at their phones goede… Los my uit eks bekeer!
Wait a minute, Manchester United just lost against Wolves jiir dis tog te lekker… Let me just quickly see what banter people come up with on Facebook about Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Etse daar’s mos niks fout nie… I swear I will put the phone down once I’m done!
Okay, what am I supposed to do for that 30 minutes when mevrou is watching Binnelanders huh, play with my fingers? In this half hour I will take some time to delete all those unnecessary Whattsap videos from the 45 groups I belong to…. You know it slows my phone down so I have to do this okay?
I’m driving on the Western bypass… Close to the Concordia bridge there’s a bottleneck, traffic comes to a complete stand still jiirr dis blerrie irritating… okay… let me see… eeehhh there are a few ‘likes’ and comments on my last Facebook posting, kom ek vloek gou paar mense se moere , ja netso!
My daughter in the backseat tried to tell me something, she “daddy daddy daddy” a few times and gives u. M..mevrou says “Sien jy, sy praat met jou but you keep on concentrating on your blerrie foun!”
Mara I can defend myself mos, I had to quickly respond to a Whattsap from someone asking me if I can do a comedy show for them next week… In this economic conditions I have to do more shows… f*k… kan my familie nie verstaan nie? If I don’t answer this call we can’t eat!
My phone rings, its Lazarus Jacobs calling me… I have not spoken to him all week… dis tog my bra… mevrou sal tog verstaan… ja ja ja… I know the call took at least 35 minutes mara we had a lot to catch up on since we don’t see each other that much anymore… Wat is julle se probleem? Its just a phone call gons!
My battery is slowly running flat on 3%… I quickly put it on charger… The satisfaction of seeing the digital battery filling up like a fuel tank is almost orgasmic… I will wait until its on 10%… Quickly want to text my mother… its important.
